GAME: Ban the Above User for a Reason - EHW Edition

[iamjanco]

bant coz deja vu too...

 

 

also coz all hell o's eve is just around the corner and this year i'm going as 

 

 

[cscoder4ever]

Banned cause' did pookie dookie finally accept his inner pookie dookie? or is he still refusing?

[The Pook]

Fish

 

ban

[cscoder4ever]

Banned cause' fish is going to go away if you don't accept your inner pookie dookie

[The Pook]

Fish

 

ban 

[UltraMega]

Banned for being the most sarcastic person on the internet. 

[J7SC_Orion]

Banned coz...not even close. There's a certain Portuguese / French / UK person at another ban thread who puts us all to shame...he claims to be from a time long gone by...

 

 

[The Pook]

and by Portuguese/French/UK person you mean French

 

ban 

[J7SC_Orion]

...banned coz...who really knows. Personally, I think he might be from another galaxy...2nd one top left ?

 

 

[iamjanco]

19 minutes ago, J7SC_Orion said:

Portuguese / French / UK person

 

bant coz he obviously had three parents.

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by iamjanco

[cscoder4ever]

Banned cause I warned ya pookie dookie

[The Pook]

Seagull 

 

doesn't have the same ring to it but it'll do 

 

ban

[Bastiaan_NL]

You could try zeemeeuw, doesn't have the same ring to it either though

 

bant

[cscoder4ever]

Banned cause' no, this is a muscular duck, so duck ya pookie dookie ouhadhoasdfouh

[The Pook]

Mallard

 

ban 

[cscoder4ever]

Banned cause' better, did you accept you are inner pookie dookie yet? ouhdsfuohasof

[Bastiaan_NL]

messed up seagull,

 

bant

[BWG]

18 hours ago, Bastiaan_NL said:

messed up seagull,

 

bant

 

Steering wheel on wrong side of car.

 

Ban

[Bastiaan_NL]

1 hour ago, BWG said:

 

Steering wheel on wrong side of car.

 

Ban

Are you for real?

 

Banned for not knowing we drive on the right side of the road too!

[The Pook]

Netherlands

New Zealand 

 

easy to confuse the two 

 

 

ban

 

 

[Bastiaan_NL]

Zeeland is also one of our counties, but still...
Greg should know better

 

Banned for defending @BWG

[J7SC_Orion]

long live Nieuw-Amsterdam !

 

ban Swiss cheese in favour of Gouda

[iamjanco]

bant coz Thursdaze notes of interest...

 

The Washington Post’s Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take  any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are the winners:

 

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an @sshole.
3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 
11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when the come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.  And the winners are:

 

1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade , v.. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by Jewish men.

 

Edited October 29, 2021 by iamjanco

[BWG]

24 minutes ago, iamjanco said:

bant coz Thursdaze notes of interest...

 

The Washington Post’s Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take  any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are the winners:

 

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an @sshole.
3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 
11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when the come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.  And the winners are:

 

1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade , v.. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by

 

 

Banned for missing g and h in profile pic.

[The Pook]

hhig

 

ban