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Banned cause' did pookie dookie finally accept his inner pookie dookie? or is he still refusing?

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Banned cause' fish is going to go away if you don't accept your inner pookie dookie

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Banned for being the most sarcastic person on the internet. 

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Banned coz...not even close. There's a certain Portuguese / French / UK person at another ban thread who puts us all to shame...he claims to be from a time long gone by...

 

 

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and by Portuguese/French/UK person you mean French

 

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...banned coz...who really knows. Personally, I think he might be from another galaxy...2nd one top left ?

 

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Banned cause I warned ya pookie dookie

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doesn't have the same ring to it but it'll do 

 

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Banned cause' no, this is a muscular duck, so duck ya pookie dookie ouhadhoasdfouh

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Banned cause' better, did you accept you are inner pookie dookie yet? ouhdsfuohasof

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18 hours ago, Bastiaan_NL said:

messed up seagull,

 

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Steering wheel on wrong side of car.

 

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Netherlands

New Zealand 

 

easy to confuse the two 

 

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long live Nieuw-Amsterdam !

 

ban Swiss cheese in favour of Gouda

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bant coz Thursdaze notes of interest...

 

The Washington Post’s Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take  any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are the winners:

 

  1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an @sshole.
  3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
  4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
  9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 
  11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
  12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
  14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when the come at you rapidly.
  15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
  16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.  And the winners are:

 

  1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
  2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
  3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  4. Esplanade , v.. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
  5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
  6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
  7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
  8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
  9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
  10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
  11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
  12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
  13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
  14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
  15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by Jewish men.

 

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bant coz Thursdaze notes of interest...

 

The Washington Post’s Mensa invitational once again asked readers to take  any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.  Here are the winners:

 

  1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
  2. Ignoranus : A person who’s both stupid and an @sshole.
  3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
  4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
  5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
  6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
  7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
  8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
  9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
  10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 
  11. Karmageddon : It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
  12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
  13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
  14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when the come at you rapidly.
  15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
  16. Beelzebug (n.) : Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
  17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.  And the winners are:

 

  1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.
  2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
  3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
  4. Esplanade , v.. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
  5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.
  6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
  7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.
  8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
  9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
  10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.
  11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.
  12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
  13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.
  14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.
  15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
  16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by

 

 

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CPU: Intel i7 8700K @ 47/43 1.22v
MOTHERBOARD: Asrock Z390 Taichi
RAM: Corsair LPX DDR4-3000 CL16 64GB @ 3200 16-20-20-38 1T 1.35v
SSD/NVME: SN850 1TB + HP EX950 2TB + SX8200 2TB NVMe
HDD: 4x Seagate Exos X16 14TB
OPERATING SYSTEM: Windows Server 2022 Datacenter
OTHER: LSI Logic 9207-8i
NETWORK: Intel X540 10 GbE
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CPU: Ryzen 7 5825U
MOTHERBOARD: SFX14-42G-R607
RAM: 16GB LPDDR4-4266
SSD/NVME: SK Hynix P31 Gold 2TB M.2 NVME
SSD/NVME 2: Samsung PM991a 512GB M.2 NVME
GPU: NVIDIA RTX 3050 Ti 4GB 35W @ 55W
OPERATING SYSTEM: Windows 10 Enterprise LTSC 2021
OPERATING SYSTEM 2: Debian 12.5 KDE
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