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Pretty simple. Corrupt a wish. 

 

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Jim - I wish I had more hats. 
Tim - Granted, however, everything you own is made of hats. 
I wish I had more cereal. 
Bill - Granted, however it is now endless and you now only have cereal to eat. ]

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I wish I could fly. 

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11 minutes ago, pioneerisloud said:

Wish granted, but now you can ONLY fly.  Good luck, your arms are about to get awful tired..... :lachen:

 

I wish I had my PC collection completed already.

Wish granted, but evertime you use one it will break. 

 

I wish I could control time. 

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20 minutes ago, UltraMega said:

Wish granted, but evertime you use one it will break. 

 

I wish I could control time. 

Not sure if I should consider that rude, or a gift.  :lachen:

 

Wish granted, but choose wisely.  You're only allowed to control time in one direction (your choice).  Never to return to present time ever again, leaving your entire life behind.

 

I wish for EHW's HEALTHY growth in 2023. 🙂 More reviews, and more (healthy) site members.

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On 11/01/2023 at 00:27, pioneerisloud said:

Not sure if I should consider that rude, or a gift.  :lachen:

 

Wish granted, but choose wisely.  You're only allowed to control time in one direction (your choice).  Never to return to present time ever again, leaving your entire life behind.

 

I wish for EHW's HEALTHY growth in 2023. 🙂 More reviews, and more (healthy) site members.

Granted but we you now have to deal with a site full of bronies and children.

 

I wish I didn’t have to poop anymore.

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23 minutes ago, LordXeb said:

Granted but we you now have to deal with a site full of bronies and children.

 

I wish I didn’t have to poop anymore.

At first I was going to give you a colostomy bag, but that's still pooping. No. You will now barf up your undigested meals.

 

I wish I could live forever.

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3 hours ago, damric said:

At first I was going to give you a colostomy bag, but that's still pooping. No. You will now barf up your undigested meals.

 

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, however, every time you move, breath or speak you sound like a duck that is dying. 
I wish I had super powers. 

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30 minutes ago, LordXeb said:

 

Granted, however, every time you move, breath or speak you sound like a duck that is dying. 
I wish I had super powers. 

Granted, you now have the super power of being too slow for everything.

 

I wish I had water cooling equipment.

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Granted, you have water cooling equipment, but the radiators smell like farts. 

 

I wish I were a master game developer. 

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21 hours ago, UltraMega said:

Granted, you have water cooling equipment, but the radiators smell like farts. 

 

I wish I were a master game developer. 

Granted, but now you are known as the best game developer for wild porn games with strange kinks. I hope you enjoy fandom. 😄

I wish my chair was a motorcycle. 

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9 hours ago, LordXeb said:

Granted, but now you are known as the best game developer for wild porn games with strange kinks. I hope you enjoy fandom. 😄

I wish my chair was a motorcycle. 

Wish granted.

 

Due to corporate acquisitions, the best game developer also designed that motorcycle and it requires the rider to sit on a long rubber toy to start. 

 

I wish I have time to volt mod my GTX 260 before the tournament finishes. 

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43 minutes ago, Avacado said:

Wish granted.

 

Due to corporate acquisitions, the best game developer also designed that motorcycle and it requires the rider to sit on a long rubber toy to start. 

 

I wish I have time to volt mod my GTX 260 before the tournament finishes. 

Wish granted.

 

It volt mods so well that it becomes alive and sentient and demands that you discard all of your other hardware in favor of it.

 

I wish I lived on a beach in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.

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31 minutes ago, damric said:

Wish granted.

 

It volt mods so well that it becomes alive and sentient and demands that you discard all of your other hardware in favor of it.

 

I wish I lived on a beach in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.

Wish granted.

 

After finding your spot on the sand on that beach, a guy from a van down by a river moves in next door to you and brings his donkey show entourage full of pole dancers from Tijuana with him. They make a lot of noise...

 

I wish I had bigger hands.

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11 hours ago, iamjanco said:

Wish granted.

 

After finding your spot on the sand on that beach, a guy from a van down by a river moves in next door to you and brings his donkey show entourage full of pole dancers from Tijuana with him. They make a lot of noise...

 

I wish I had bigger hands.

Wish corrupted and the opposite happened, you have gone back in time and landed your first gig in a shitty movie.

 

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I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

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Wish granted, 

But now you are used by Oscar Meyer himself. 

I wish my phone had infinite battery life. 

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6 hours ago, LordXeb said:

Wish granted, 

But now you are used by Oscar Meyer himself. 

I wish my phone had infinite battery life. 

Granted, but your phone battery is powered by a super massive black hole, and it's like.. super inconvenient to use. 

 

I wish I could play a final fantasy style rpg in a star trek style holodeck. 

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2 hours ago, UltraMega said:

Granted, but your phone battery is powered by a super massive black hole, and it's like.. super inconvenient to use. 

 

I wish I could play a final fantasy style rpg in a star trek style holodeck. 

Granted, but then you become part of a holodeck Star Trek episode which means malfunctions, safety protocols disengaged, and can't get back out and oh no, what's Cyrus Redblock doing here.

 

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in Nvidia's pricing meetings.

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18 hours ago, Sir Beregond said:

Granted, but then you become part of a holodeck Star Trek episode which means malfunctions, safety protocols disengaged, and can't get back out and oh no, what's Cyrus Redblock doing here.

 

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in Nvidia's pricing meetings.

Granted, but the dog turds outside the window took up your interest and you missed the meeting.

 

I wish my dog would hurry up and take a dump when I take him for a walk.

 

 

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On 16/01/2023 at 17:57, damric said:

Granted, but the dog turds outside the window took up your interest and you missed the meeting.

 

I wish my dog would hurry up and take a dump when I take him for a walk.

 

 

Granted, however each time it does it is on your shoe. There is no escape. 

I wish I didn't have to cook. 

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10 hours ago, iamjanco said:

 

Granted, but then Ren & Stimpy take note and you start having headaches.

 

I wish all my plumbing worked right.

Granted, but your plumbing becomes so efficient, you always have to use the restroom immediately after eating or drinking something. (you didn't specify which plumbing)

 

I wish it was warmer.

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2 minutes ago, Sir Beregond said:

Granted, but your plumbing becomes so efficient, you always have to use the restroom immediately after eating or drinking something. (you didn't specify which plumbing)

 

I wish it was warmer.

Wish granted, Global warming apparently is real and now you have 20 solid years left until mother Earth wipes out humanity.

 

I wish EHW made enough money for @ENTERPRISE to hire me on fulltime so I could quit my job. 

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