Corrupt The Wish game

[LordXeb]

Pretty simple. Corrupt a wish. 

 

Quote

Jim - I wish I had more hats. 
Tim - Granted, however, everything you own is made of hats. 
I wish I had more cereal. 
Bill - Granted, however it is now endless and you now only have cereal to eat. ]

etc etc

 

I wish I could fly. 

[pio]

Wish granted, but now you can ONLY fly.  Good luck, your arms are about to get awful tired.....

 

I wish I had my PC collection completed already.

[UltraMega]

11 minutes ago, pioneerisloud said:

Wish granted, but now you can ONLY fly.  Good luck, your arms are about to get awful tired.....

 

I wish I had my PC collection completed already.

Wish granted, but evertime you use one it will break. 

 

I wish I could control time. 

[pio]

20 minutes ago, UltraMega said:

Wish granted, but evertime you use one it will break. 

 

I wish I could control time. 

Not sure if I should consider that rude, or a gift. 

 

Wish granted, but choose wisely.  You're only allowed to control time in one direction (your choice).  Never to return to present time ever again, leaving your entire life behind.

 

I wish for EHW's HEALTHY growth in 2023. More reviews, and more (healthy) site members.

[LordXeb]

On 11/01/2023 at 00:27, pioneerisloud said:

Not sure if I should consider that rude, or a gift. 

 

Wish granted, but choose wisely.  You're only allowed to control time in one direction (your choice).  Never to return to present time ever again, leaving your entire life behind.

 

I wish for EHW's HEALTHY growth in 2023. More reviews, and more (healthy) site members.

Granted but we you now have to deal with a site full of bronies and children.

 

I wish I didn’t have to poop anymore.

Edited January 13, 2023 by LordXeb

[damric]

23 minutes ago, LordXeb said:

Granted but we you now have to deal with a site full of bronies and children.

 

I wish I didn’t have to poop anymore.

At first I was going to give you a colostomy bag, but that's still pooping. No. You will now barf up your undigested meals.

 

I wish I could live forever.

[LordXeb]

 

3 hours ago, damric said:

At first I was going to give you a colostomy bag, but that's still pooping. No. You will now barf up your undigested meals.

 

I wish I could live forever.

Granted, however, every time you move, breath or speak you sound like a duck that is dying. 
I wish I had super powers. 

[pio]

30 minutes ago, LordXeb said:

 

Granted, however, every time you move, breath or speak you sound like a duck that is dying. 
I wish I had super powers. 

Granted, you now have the super power of being too slow for everything.

 

I wish I had water cooling equipment.

[UltraMega]

Granted, you have water cooling equipment, but the radiators smell like farts. 

 

I wish I were a master game developer. 

[LordXeb]

21 hours ago, UltraMega said:

Granted, you have water cooling equipment, but the radiators smell like farts. 

 

I wish I were a master game developer. 

Granted, but now you are known as the best game developer for wild porn games with strange kinks. I hope you enjoy fandom.

I wish my chair was a motorcycle. 

Edited January 14, 2023 by LordXeb

[Avacado]

9 hours ago, LordXeb said:

Granted, but now you are known as the best game developer for wild porn games with strange kinks. I hope you enjoy fandom.

I wish my chair was a motorcycle. 

Wish granted.

 

Due to corporate acquisitions, the best game developer also designed that motorcycle and it requires the rider to sit on a long rubber toy to start. 

 

I wish I have time to volt mod my GTX 260 before the tournament finishes. 

Edited January 14, 2023 by Avacado

[damric]

43 minutes ago, Avacado said:

Wish granted.

 

Due to corporate acquisitions, the best game developer also designed that motorcycle and it requires the rider to sit on a long rubber toy to start. 

 

I wish I have time to volt mod my GTX 260 before the tournament finishes. 

Wish granted.

 

It volt mods so well that it becomes alive and sentient and demands that you discard all of your other hardware in favor of it.

 

I wish I lived on a beach in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.

[iamjanco]

31 minutes ago, damric said:

Wish granted.

 

It volt mods so well that it becomes alive and sentient and demands that you discard all of your other hardware in favor of it.

 

I wish I lived on a beach in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.

Wish granted.

 

After finding your spot on the sand on that beach, a guy from a van down by a river moves in next door to you and brings his donkey show entourage full of pole dancers from Tijuana with him. They make a lot of noise...

 

I wish I had bigger hands.

Edited January 14, 2023 by iamjanco

[Avacado]

11 hours ago, iamjanco said:

Wish granted.

 

After finding your spot on the sand on that beach, a guy from a van down by a river moves in next door to you and brings his donkey show entourage full of pole dancers from Tijuana with him. They make a lot of noise...

 

I wish I had bigger hands.

Wish corrupted and the opposite happened, you have gone back in time and landed your first gig in a shitty movie.

 

[iamjanco]

On 14/01/2023 at 22:23, Avacado said:

Wish corrupted and the opposite happened, you have gone back in time and landed your first gig in a shitty movie.

 

 

careful, i have a 'magic wand'...

Edited January 17, 2023 by iamjanco

[Sir Beregond]

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

[LordXeb]

Wish granted, 

But now you are used by Oscar Meyer himself. 

I wish my phone had infinite battery life. 

[UltraMega]

6 hours ago, LordXeb said:

Wish granted, 

But now you are used by Oscar Meyer himself. 

I wish my phone had infinite battery life. 

Granted, but your phone battery is powered by a super massive black hole, and it's like.. super inconvenient to use. 

 

I wish I could play a final fantasy style rpg in a star trek style holodeck. 

[Sir Beregond]

2 hours ago, UltraMega said:

Granted, but your phone battery is powered by a super massive black hole, and it's like.. super inconvenient to use. 

 

I wish I could play a final fantasy style rpg in a star trek style holodeck. 

Granted, but then you become part of a holodeck Star Trek episode which means malfunctions, safety protocols disengaged, and can't get back out and oh no, what's Cyrus Redblock doing here.

 

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in Nvidia's pricing meetings.

[damric]

18 hours ago, Sir Beregond said:

Granted, but then you become part of a holodeck Star Trek episode which means malfunctions, safety protocols disengaged, and can't get back out and oh no, what's Cyrus Redblock doing here.

 

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in Nvidia's pricing meetings.

Granted, but the dog turds outside the window took up your interest and you missed the meeting.

 

I wish my dog would hurry up and take a dump when I take him for a walk.

 

 

[LordXeb]

On 16/01/2023 at 17:57, damric said:

Granted, but the dog turds outside the window took up your interest and you missed the meeting.

 

I wish my dog would hurry up and take a dump when I take him for a walk.

 

 

Granted, however each time it does it is on your shoe. There is no escape. 

I wish I didn't have to cook. 

[Kaz]

36 minutes ago, LordXeb said:

Granted, however each time it does it is on your shoe. There is no escape. 

I wish I didn't have to cook. 

Granted, you now have crippling debt from eating out all the time.

 

I wish to always be happy.

Edited February 9, 2023 by Kaz

[iamjanco]

4 minutes ago, Kaz said:

Granted, you now have crippling debt from eating out all the time.

 

I wish to always be happy.

 

Granted, but then Ren & Stimpy take note and you start having headaches.

 

I wish all my plumbing worked right.

[Sir Beregond]

10 hours ago, iamjanco said:

 

Granted, but then Ren & Stimpy take note and you start having headaches.

 

I wish all my plumbing worked right.

Granted, but your plumbing becomes so efficient, you always have to use the restroom immediately after eating or drinking something. (you didn't specify which plumbing)

 

I wish it was warmer.

[Avacado]

2 minutes ago, Sir Beregond said:

Granted, but your plumbing becomes so efficient, you always have to use the restroom immediately after eating or drinking something. (you didn't specify which plumbing)

 

I wish it was warmer.

Wish granted, Global warming apparently is real and now you have 20 solid years left until mother Earth wipes out humanity.

 

I wish EHW made enough money for @ENTERPRISE to hire me on fulltime so I could quit my job.