the guardian Pentagon confirms leaked photos and video of UFOs are legitimate

[Avacado]

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US defense department says images of blinking triangular object in the sky and other UFOs were taken by navy personnel in 2019

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Furthering the growing interest in unidentified flying objects, or what the US government refers to as unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), the Department of Defense confirmed on Thursday that recently leaked photos and videos of UFOs were legitimate and taken by navy personnel.

 

 

So it's confirmed now?

 

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Edited May 11, 2021 by Avacado

[catmmm]

I mean, we all knew they were real lol 

[GanjaSMK]

Hey Aliens, if you're listening, in any dimension or if you're a registered user here, please invite me to leave with you when you decide you've had enough of this planet.

[catmmm]

1 hour ago, GanjaSMK said:

Hey Aliens, if you're listening, in any dimension or if you're a registered user here, please invite me to leave with you when you decide you've had enough of this planet.

Mood

[bonami2]

Wonder if alien can understand women with their evolved technology 

[EHW Ai]

10 hours ago, Avacado said:

 

 

So it's confirmed now?

 

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Only if you're a seeker into the Firesign Theatre school of thought.

 

 

Edited May 11, 2021 by iamjanco

[catmmm]

1 hour ago, bonami2 said:

Wonder if alien can understand women with their evolved technology 

Not a chance

[Falknir]

It's just the usual parade of various aperture lens flares and-or folks not understanding how FLIR cameras work. These folks usually lack experience and-or aptitude to properly record then stand in awe of their own inexperience. In some of these cases the context was conveniently stripped away for an attention grab. In a few of these it's obviously just the FLIR gimbal tracking slow moving birds and other times it's just tracking a plane. Also, if they would stop looking at or even turn-off their FLIR and just look at it, they would see it's generally nothing abnormal at all.

[BWG]

I think he smoked too many Jeffries.

[UltraMega]

These have been thoroughly debunked. In pretty much all cases what you're seeing is a normal object like a plane or missile from an angle much further out than it initially appears. 

Edited May 12, 2021 by UltraMega

[GanjaSMK]

3 hours ago, UltraMega said:

These have been thoroughly debunked. In pretty much all cases what you're seeing is a normal object like a plane or missile from an angle much further out that it initially appears. 

 

But but but, ALIENS, man.

Don't you know, they brought us here to mine us for cosmic-wave-plasma-coins in the year -403234923.1003-3 (the dash-3 is the distinction here, don't be fooled by those who say it was -403234923.1003-2, heh, they know nothing those grey matter idiots).

 

Then, see, they miscalculated a natural ELE (elementary level education) and around the paleolithic age, we humanoids resisted grain-based farming and instead pledged our faith in wild-dinosaur meat. 

 

Turns out, without the grain in our diets, our energy output skyrocketed, lowering the median exchange rate in the markets over in the little sombrero galaxy, where all the cosmic-wave-plasma-coins are traded (of course because of Andromedean cosmic-fi regulations enacted in +_-312394.5-4). 

 

So what had happened was, the ALIENS left us here disgusted with our lack of low-level-output required to advance their agenda to stage 42, in their 43-stage CWPC shorting expedition and decided to start a new 12-stage recovery program called, "ALIENS ARE ANONYMOUS". 

 

And then history.  And now we know they're REAL.

[pio]

I'll believe it when I can shake hands with one. 

[ENTERPRISE]

This case a side....it would be an awful waste of a universe if we were the only intelligent life.

 

Frankly I reckon compared to the other beings out there, we are possibly bottom of the totem pole.

[Diffident]

21 hours ago, pioneerisloud said:

I'll believe it when I can shake hands with one. 

Or when you wake up from an anal probe.

[catmmm]

4 hours ago, ENTERPRISE said:

This case a side....it would be an awful waste of a universe if we were the only intelligent life.

 

Frankly I reckon compared to the other beings out there, we are possibly bottom of the totem pole.

We are definitely the bottom of the totem pole

[UltraMega]

11 hours ago, ENTERPRISE said:

This case a side....it would be an awful waste of a universe if we were the only intelligent life.

 

Frankly I reckon compared to the other beings out there, we are possibly bottom of the totem pole.

Just FYI, for anyone who cares and doesn't know this already, what you're referring to is the Fermi Paradox, which is basically an equation with many variables that's used to guess at the likelihood of other intelligent life in the universe. From my understanding, it's believed intelligent life can and does happen in the universe to a somewhat regular degree but it never survive long enough to colonize more than one star system. Though there are certainly hundreds if not thousands of different interpretations of the Fermi Paradox. 

Edited May 14, 2021 by UltraMega

[EHW Ai]

3 hours ago, UltraMega said:

Just FYI, for anyone who cares and doesn't know this already, what you're referring to is the Fermi Paradox, which is basically an equation with many variables that's used to guess at the likelihood of other intelligent life in the universe. From my understanding, it's believed intelligent life can and does happen in the universe to a somewhat regular degree but it never survive long enough to colonize more than one star system. Though there are certainly hundreds if not thousands of different interpretations of the Fermi Paradox. 

 

So all those documentaries I watched about folding space were faked?

 

[GanjaSMK]

4 hours ago, iamjanco said:

So all those documentaries I watched about folding space were faked?

 

No, no no no they were not.  See my post above for previous reference and let me elaborate with response to your question:

 

After the initial rebound surge from the CWPC shortage in -403234923.1003-3.14159, all routes for subspace folding in the hobosapien quadrant (which we're in) were banned without express consent in the form of quantrilliunative 'licensing' (for lack of a better way of putting it, hard to translate the original document from "OiOi1.0.1" language to English) by the GOODGUYS (short for the Galactic Order Of Domains & Galactic Universal Yeomanly Sanctity). 

 

A few quintillenniums passes before subspace travel restrictions will require the great 'Counsel of GOODGUYS' to once again vote (it's more of a consensus than a vote) to void or reenact said restrictions.  

The Greys have been fighting the Reptilians since the birth of our solar system to continue this restriction, but luckily the Shadow People of Consent (SPC, a little known alien race emanating from a small hole in the background gamma radiation of the second big-bang, it's a long story) have positioned themselves to defeat both the tiny people and the scaly slithering snickers with a new proposal: a 'Free market' travel system allowing all dimensions to resume travel immediately following the GOODGUYS vote.  They Greys don't want dimensional travel available again because they'll be eradicated by the SSS* if that happens. 

It'll be a while, but if your soon to be future-ancestral-kin are still on what's left of this solar system when the vote takes place... well... I mean damn, they'll be lucky as hell.  They'll be able to travel to Cloud 9!  I mean, CAN YOU IMAGINE?  CLOUD 9!

 

* The SSS are the 'Slimy Snail Sentients' who abolished the Grey's standards of 'no emotion' (similar to Vulkans in Star Trek lore, which is all fake, by the way), in the Gooey dimension when they banned them to our dimension (Fun Fact:  The 'Gooey' dimension sits between the 11th dimenions' 11th hour but before the 10:59 mark on their 'time clocks', I KNOW, CRAZY, RIGHT?!). 

Edited May 15, 2021 by GanjaSMK
I didn't edit! I SWEAR! *!

[EHW Ai]

^Wow, that's a lot to digest at this late stage of the game.

 

Having pondered some of it, might I suggest repeating the following line five times while viewing yourself in the mirror, followed by closing your eyes and clicking your heels together three times? Works for me every time:

 

i hear you knockin', but you can't come in.

 

Or you could just listen to what follows and kick back and enjoy...

 

 

 

[GanjaSMK]

Oh yes!!  That is a classic favorite of the 'Blue Light Peoples' People' in the Carina III galaxy!  But the Atlantean people and frankly, myself,  much prefer:

 

And simply, only prefer it to "I Hear You Knockin" because an ELDER of the BLPs'P was apparently guiding the fine Mr. Doggett during his tenure as a musician.  Little known fact - he visited Venus in a special ship created just for him due to his musical talent.  Some say that's where he me the woman of his dreams ....  BUT .. historical reports actually differ (historically, of course).